Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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