Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize