True but thats because hes a fetus.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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