You work out of a Hotel?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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