I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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