lets start a swedish sibling band together
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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