Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
