Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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