I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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