love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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