Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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