Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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