Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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