I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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