I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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