Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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