glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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