No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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