THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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