I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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