It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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