god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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