Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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