Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
