I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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