i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
