i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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