Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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