He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
