But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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