Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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