fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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