well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
