Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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