It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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