I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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