So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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