I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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