Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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