I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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