But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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