I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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