that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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