at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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