does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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