The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My penis needs a shock collar
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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