i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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