Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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