But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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