Nicole vs. Life
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
the liver wants what the liver wants
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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