you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm passing your future prison.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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