Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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